Umar al-Khattab r. a berkata, terdapat 9 jenis anak syaitan :
1. Duduk di pasar/kedai supaya manusia hilang sifat jimat cermat. Menggoda
supaya manusia berbelanja lebih dan membeli barang-barang yang tidak perlu.
2. Pergi kepada orang yang mendapat musibah supaya bersangka buruk
terhadap Allah.
3. Menghasut sultan/raja/ pemerintah supaya tidak mendekati rakyat. Seronok
dengan kedudukan/kekayaan hingga terabai kebajikan rakyat dan tidak mahu
mendengar nasihat para ulama.
4. Berkawan baik dengan kaki botol. Suka menghampiri orang yang berada di
tempat-tempat maksiat (cth : disko, kelab mlm & Tempat yg ada minuman
keras).
5. Merosakkan dan melalaikan ahli dan orang yg sukakan muzik sehingga lupa
kepada Allah. Mereka ini tenggelam dalam keseronokan dan glamour etc.
6. Duduk di bibir mulut manusia supaya melahirkan fitnah, gosip, umpatan
dan apa sahaja penyakit yg mula dari kata-kata mulut.
7. (BERILAH SALAM SEBELUM MASUK KE RUMAH...)
Duduk di pintu rumah kita. Jika tidak memberi salam ketika masuk ke rumah,
Daasim akan bertindak agar berlaku keruntuhan rumahtangga suami isteri
bercerai-berai, suami bertindak ganas, memukul isteri, isteri hilang
pertimbangan menuntut cerai, anak-anak didera dan pelbagai bentuk
kemusnahan rumah tangga lagi).
8. Menimbulkan rasa was-was dalam diri manusia khususnya ketika berwuduk
dan solat dan menjejaskan ibadat-ibadat kita yg lain.
9. Merupakan sahabat orang Majusi yang menyembah api/matahari.
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Jumaat, 20 Februari 2009
Ahad, 15 Februari 2009
ALAHAI...CANTIKNYA....
AISHWARYA RAI
AVRIL LAVIGNE
ZHANG ZI YI
BRITNEY SPEARS
OPRAH WINFREY
P/S: cun sgt2 kalau dorg ni betul2 mcm ni..
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Khamis, 12 Februari 2009
THE REAL EXAM ANSWER....DESPERATE STUDENTS
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Number 6
Number 7
Number 8
Number 9
Number 10
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THIS IS ONLY A BREAD...WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT IT ???
P/S: i'll think about it...hmmm..eeww..
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Rabu, 11 Februari 2009
A PORSCHE FOR ONLY 15 BUCKS !!??
A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day.
As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit.
"Where on Earth did you get that car?" demands his mother.
"I bought it today," the boy calmly replies
"With what money?" his parents exclaim.
"We know what a Porsche costs."
"With my allowance money," answers the boy.
"It was just 15 bucks. And look, here's the title to it!"
This gets the parents even more worked up.
"Fifteen bucks??? Who the heck sells a brand-new Porsche for fifteen bucks?" they ask.
"It was the lady that just moved in up the street," says the boy.
"I don't know her name. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Well, there must have been some kind of mistake," says the mother.
Turning to her husband, she says, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walks up the street, where he finds an attractive middle-aged woman in the front yard planting petunias.
He introduces himself and says he's looking for a woman who just sold a Porsche to his son.
"Oh, yes," she responds.
"That was me. I hope he's enjoying it!"
"Er... yes, very much," replies the father.
"But to tell you the truth, we can't understand what just happened.
Why in the world did you sell it for such a low price?"
"Well," she says, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't plan to come back.
He said he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money.
So I did."
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A 16-year-old boy comes home with a brand-new Porsche one day.
As you might expect, his parents freak out a little bit.
"Where on Earth did you get that car?" demands his mother.
"I bought it today," the boy calmly replies
"With what money?" his parents exclaim.
"We know what a Porsche costs."
"With my allowance money," answers the boy.
"It was just 15 bucks. And look, here's the title to it!"
This gets the parents even more worked up.
"Fifteen bucks??? Who the heck sells a brand-new Porsche for fifteen bucks?" they ask.
"It was the lady that just moved in up the street," says the boy.
"I don't know her name. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Well, there must have been some kind of mistake," says the mother.
Turning to her husband, she says, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walks up the street, where he finds an attractive middle-aged woman in the front yard planting petunias.
He introduces himself and says he's looking for a woman who just sold a Porsche to his son.
"Oh, yes," she responds.
"That was me. I hope he's enjoying it!"
"Er... yes, very much," replies the father.
"But to tell you the truth, we can't understand what just happened.
Why in the world did you sell it for such a low price?"
"Well," she says, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he ran off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't plan to come back.
He said he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money.
So I did."
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SEMUANYA TENTANG COKLAT
COKLAT, makanan yang dihasilkan daripada biji koko, menurut catatan sejarah mula menjadi makanan popular di Amerika Latin di kalangan penduduk aslinya, Maya dan Aztec. Kaum Aztec yang mula-mula menemui cara menghasilkan minuman daripada biji koko.
Aztec memuja biji koko dan ia menjadi lambang kekayaan dan dikaitkan dengan tuhan. Nama pokok koko dalam bahasa Greek, Theobroma cacao bermakna "makanan para tuhan."
Empayar Sepanyol ialah orang Eropah pertama bertemu koko dan membawanya pulang ke Eropah dan dijadikan manis dan makanan mewah, seperti dilakukan terhadap teh dan kopi oleh empayar lain.
Kaedah yang membawa kepada pembuatan coklat seperti hari ini ditemui warga Belanda, Coenrad van Houten. Pembuatan kepingan coklat juga dimajukan di Eropah, termasuk di Switzerland.
Tetapi hari ini, jenama coklat paling popular dunia berasal dari Inggeris (Cadbury) dan Amerika Syarikat (Hershey), dua empayar coklat dunia. Coklat terbaik dunia pula dibuat oleh Belgium.
Jenis coklat paling popular di dunia ialah coklat susu. Bagaimanapun, pernah timbul isu dalam Kesatuan Eropah apabila pengeluar coklat lain mengkritik coklat Inggeris kerana kandungan susu yang tinggi dan dianggap tidak boleh dinamakan coklat.
Pengeluar utama koko dunia hari ini ialah negara mundur seperti Ivory Coast, negara-negara Afrika Barat dan Amerika Latin. Penanam koko juga mengalami nasib yang sama dihadapi penanam kopi, teh dan pisang, disebabkan aturan perdagangan global.
Coklat dikenali sebagai "makanan cinta" kerana mengandungi Tryptophan, bahan yang digunakan otak untuk menghasilkan neurotransmitter serotonin, yang boleh mendatangkan rasa gembira. Kaitan ini menyebabkan dalam budaya popular, coklat sangat dikaitkan dengan cinta dan dijadikan hadiah, seperti pada hari St. Valentine. (Tp saya tak sambut benda-benda mcm ni..)
Coklat kini menjadi satu elemen yang mengukuhkan tamadun Barat. Coklat menguatkan lagi kuasa ekonomi, politik dan budaya Barat. (politikpop. blogspot. com).
P/S: Tak de coklat yang saya tak suka lah!
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